Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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