Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
dude. I can hear the air.
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