I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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