What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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