So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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