I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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