what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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