They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He felt like a one man threesome
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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