your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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