Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thus making me awesome and them whores
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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