It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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