: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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