I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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