Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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