oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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