theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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