thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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