You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
