On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Mom said you looked used
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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