You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
