The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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