did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
