I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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