I must be too annoying 4 u.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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