We need to rekindle our bromance
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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