Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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