he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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