About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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