Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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