Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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