I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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