Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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