I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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