He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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