some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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