You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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