i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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