Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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