Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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