how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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