too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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