She's JV to your varsity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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