"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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