I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
