Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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