32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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