super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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