Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
did i walk over a car last night?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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