I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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