Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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