Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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