I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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