dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dicks are not precious.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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